is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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