even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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