i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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