I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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