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we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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