too bad you live with your parents still
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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