I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
