i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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