He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
