he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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