I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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