belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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