apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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