Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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