brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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