Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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