Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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