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Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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