They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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