Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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