Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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