i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
