chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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