Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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