These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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