Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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