I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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