Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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