Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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