I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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