How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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