I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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