i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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