i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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