DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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