I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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