sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
why is half of my head shaved?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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