so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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