LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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