You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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