Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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