you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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