just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
