Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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