Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize