I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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