My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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