Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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