I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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