we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
worst night to have a conscience
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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