I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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