there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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