do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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