Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
a search helicopter?!
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
