belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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