you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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