16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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