The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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