i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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